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    May 30

    Crapware: Superior Alternatives to Crappy Windows Software



    It may be the year 2008, but a whole lot of sucktacular software still rears its ugly head on PC's everywhere, even when better-behaved options are freely available. Whether it's molasses-slow bloatware, shameless adware, anemic default apps, or "Your trial period has expired!" nagware, it's time to replace stinky Windows software with its superior (but lesser-known) alternative. Last week we asked what software you should never install on your PC, and over 200 comments later, you compiled quite a list. Today we're going to take a walk down the Crapware Hall of Shame, point and laugh at the worst offenders, and highlight some better choices. Photo by chelseagirl.

    Application to Avoid: Adobe Reader
    Indictment: Bloatware
    Superior Alternative(s): FoxIt Reader or Sumatra PDF
    Notes: There are much worse offenders on this list than Adobe Reader, which has gotten more performant over the years. Keep in mind that Adobe deals with some PDF's (like ones with editable form fields) better than FoxIt. If you don't want to ditch Adobe Reader entirely, here's how to tweak Adobe 8 for speed.

    Application to Avoid: AOL Instant Messenger pidginthumb.png
    Indictment: One-trick pony with ads included made by a company that holds its customers hostage. (Speaking of, here's how to cancel your AOL account.)
    Superior Alternative(s): Digsby or Pidgin or Miranda or Trillian or Meebo
    Notes: The moral of the story is you should avoid anything that comes on six zillion free CDs that swamp your apartment building's mailroom.

    Application to Avoid: Browser Toolbars (that you didn't seek out yourself)
    Indictment: Notorious for hijacking your browser, phoning home with your online activity, taking up precious real estate, and not offering any features you actually want.
    Superior Alternative(s): Your browser's built-in search box and a few good bookmarklets
    Notes: Don't get us wrong: Not all toolbars are bad, but do beware when they get tacked onto the end of a totally unrelated software installation and you have to opt OUT of them.

    Application to Avoid: Internet Explorer (6 and 7)
    Indictment: Lacks features any self-respecting modern web browser had two versions ago
    Superior Alternative(s): Firefox
    Notes: Because IE gloms onto the innards of your operating system so inextricably, you can't truly uninstall it. Just set your system's default browser to Firefox to avoid launching IE ever.

    Application to Avoid: iTunes
    Indictment: Too controlling, gleefully enforces DRM, can't monitor folders for new music
    Superior Alternative(s): foobar200 (more on foobar2000), Songbird, or WinAmp
    Notes: We—ok, I—actually like and use iTunes, ever since that time Steve Jobs waved that iPhone over my forehead and chanted. These recommendations only for those with particularly sensitive digital music sensibilities.

    Application to Avoid: Java Runtime Environment
    Indictment: You ugly and yo' Mama dresses you funny
    Superior Alternative(s): None.
    Notes: If you want to run a Java app, without the runtime you're SOL. Java, we love the idea of you. Just not the coffee cup staring at us from the system tray.

    Application to Avoid: Limewire
    Indictment: Where do we start? Haven't launched Limewire since our college days, and don't plan to ever look back
    Superior Alternative(s): Frostwire
    Notes: Bonus: Frostwire does BitTorrent, too.

    Application to Avoid: MSN Messenger
    Indictment: Little ugly non-faces with a red X over them plant themselves in your system tray with no obvious way to uninstall or quit it
    Superior Alternative(s): Digsby or Pidgin or Miranda or Trillian or Meebo
    Notes: Uninstall MSN Messenger by going to the "Add/Remove Windows Components" area in Control Panel's "Add/Remove Programs" area.

    Application to Avoid: Nero Suite
    Indictment: Costly
    Superior Alternative(s): CDBurnerXP
    Notes: The free CDBurnerXP may not do everything Nero does, but for the price it does a whole lot.

    Application to Avoid: McAfee/Norton/Symantec Anti-Virus
    Indictment: Naggy subscription costs after the free trial on your new PC runs out
    Superior Alternative(s): AVG or Avast
    Notes: See why many readers have ditched their AV software.

    Application to Avoid: QuickTime
    Indictment: Plants itself in your startup and system tray
    Superior Alternative(s): QuickTime Alternative
    Notes: While QuickTime doesn't annoy us THAT much, it still annoys us a little—especially since it comes with Apple's Software Update. (See Safari's Honorable Mention, below.)

    Application to Avoid: RealPlayer
    Indictment: We're still so traumatized about RealPlayer's repeated takeover of our PC back in 2004 we're seeing a special doctor that's killing that part of our memory
    Superior Alternative(s): Real Alternative

    vlcthumb.pngApplication to Avoid: Windows Media Player
    Indictment: WTF interface, chokes on clips in common formats
    Superior Alternative(s): VLC

    Application to Avoid: WinZip
    Indictment: Cost
    Superior Alternative(s): 7-Zip or ALZip

    Honorable mention: While Apple's Safari web browser for Windows itself is not crappy, Apple's Software Update trying to push it on you completely sucks. Here's how to opt out of installing Safari and stop the nag.

    May 03

    Albert Hofmann, 102, Chemist Discovered LSD

    Albert Hofmann's formulation of LSD had wide-ranging social effects, and the drug was eventually made illegal.
    Correction to This Article (Washington Post): The April 30 obituary for Albert Hofmann incorrectly reported fatal overdoses from the hallucinogen LSD. There are no known deaths directly attributable to overdoses of LSD, although its mind-altering effects have led some users to misjudge dangers and harm themselves.

    Albert Hofmann, 102, a Swiss chemist and accidental father of LSD who came to view the much-vilified and abused hallucinogen he discovered in 1938 as his "problem child", died April 29 at his home in Burg, a village near Basel, Switzerland, after a heart attack.

    His death was confirmed by Rick Doblin, the Boston-based founder of the Multidisciplinary Association for Psychedelic Studies, a nonprofit pharmaceutical company developing LSD and other psychedelics for prescription medicines.

    Lysergic acid diethylamide, thousands of times stronger than mescaline, can give its user an experience often described as psychedelic -- a kaleidoscopic twirling of the mind pulsating with color and movement.

    After its discovery, LSD was viewed as a wonder drug with the potential to treat problems including schizophrenia and alcoholism. For the latter, some held the theory that chronic drinkers quit only after experiencing the hallucinations of delirium tremens.

    LSD attracted many prominent advocates. They included Aldous Huxley, author of "Brave New World," and psychologist Timothy Leary, who saw the drug as a potent way for people to live up to his 1960s counterculture motto: "Turn on, tune in, drop out."

    The CIA was also widely reported to have used LSD in experiments on unwitting subjects. This, and greater recreational use that caused some fatal overdoses, led to the widespread condemnation of the drug and, by the early 1970s, its criminalization. As a result, research permission and funding from state and federal agencies was terminated.

    In Dr. Hofmann's opinion, outlawing LSD made its use even more attractive to young people and diminished any safeguards. He spoke of many hippies stopping by his home on the way to their spiritual quest, hoping to score from his "secret stash."

    Dr. Hofmann came across LSD while working on medicinal uses of a fungus to act as a circulatory heart-lung stimulant. His first LSD "trip" occurred in 1943, a troubling experience that led him to write in his journal, "A demon had invaded me, had taken possession of my body, mind and soul." Above all, he wrote, about his second "trip": "I was seized by the dreadful fear of going insane."

    Dr. Hofmann headed the research department for natural medicines at Sandoz (this firm manufactured LSD under the trade name Delysid by the late 1940s) before retiring in 1971. At the company in the 1950s and 1960s, he discovered and named many of the active hallucinogenic ingredients in Mexican "magic mushrooms," including psilocybin and psilocin. He was credited with important developments in medications for geriatric and gynecological uses as well as drugs to control blood pressure.

    He was a member of the Nobel Prize Committee and a fellow of the World Academy of Sciences. He was a prolific writer of scientific articles and the author of several books, many of which tried to bind the scientific with the spiritual. In particular, he denounced the demonization of LSD after hippies and societal dropouts seemed to have monopolized the media's focus.

    In his 1989 book "Insight Outlook," he wrote that LSD taken by "mentally stable persons in the right set and setting" was suited to the Western world, which he saw rife with "materialism, estrangement from nature, . . . [and] the missing of a sense-making philosophical fundamentalness of life." Read also this conversation.

    His 100th birthday was celebrated in Basel as a referendum on his greatest discovery. He attended the conference, "LSD: Problem Child and Wonder Drug," and told one reporter that it was his daily diet of a raw egg that kept him spry, not, as many LSD enthusiasts suspected, his long-ago experiments.

    His wife of more than 70 years, Anita Hofmann, died in December. One son died years earlier.
    Survivors include three children.

    May 02

    Free nifty tools


    autogk(1) AutoGK rips DVDs to hard drive-friendly DivX and Xvid formats for quick, easy, and high-quality backups. It does so by acting as an automating front-end to several other free ripping and encoding tools, which it automatically installs on your system. With support of DVDs, MPEG2 (such as DVB captures and transport streams), MPEG1 sources along with AVI/DV sources encoding into your favourite MPEG4 format was never as easy as now! We've never featured AutoGK, but a lot of readers swear by it. If you happen to be one of them, let's hear more about your experience with AutoGK in the comments. If you're looking for more DVD-ripping tools, like the previously mentioned HandBrake, check out the five best DVD-ripping tools. AutoGK is freeware, Windows only.

     

    (2) DVD Shrink and/or ImgBurn: for creating free backups of any DVD!. Please follow the "Fair-Use" policy that applies to your country and make sure you have the legal right to do so. From "ripping" your original DVDs to burning your backups to DVD±R(W), including some advanced editing/authoring.

     



    wucdc(3) Unattended CD creator:
    it’s still a beta and not available for Vista, but a great tool, nevertheless. It allows you to create a bootable ISO image for a personalized and complete Windows installation. It includes users to be set up, drivers, any piece of software, patches, hotfixes, and more.
    For those that aren't familiar with "unattended" installations, what they are, and why any sane person would care about them: XP can be installed on a PC without the necessity for the user to set there for 45 minutes to periodically answer sporadic questions XP installation asks of them which take all of 2 minutes total to answer. Yet 45 minutes (give or take) is wasted. With unattended installations, you answer the questions up front and the installer goes about it's merry business of installing the OS. But why would anybody care about installing the OS, I mean, how often does one do that? Well, if you you're a computer professional supporting end-users: constantly. But even if you aren't, XP never runs as well as it does when its freshly installed. I have tried every registry tool and supposed registry fixer/repair application and NOT ONE is worth a dime. They ALL mess the system up. So here's a chance to easily install a nice fresh new OS. Plus, the really, really cool part is unattended installations, if done properly, already include all the OS drivers the computer hardware, tweaks, even program loads, like Office of Nero or ACDSee. This unattended installation creator looks like one of the better ones. I haven't installed its output yet, I will be in just a few minutes, but so far it is incredibly easy to use yet feature rich. It even does some things (auxillary program installation) better than my prior favorite, nLite.
    vLite: a similar program (with other features, such as component removal) for Vista. For integration with SP1: read this tutorial.



    pdfforge(4) PDFCreator: a small tool that, besides creating PDF’s, allows you to encrypt and merge PDFs. It can also save documents as image files (PNG, JPG, TIFF, BMP, PCX, PS, EPS). It’s not necessarily an easy-to-use tool, since it comes with so many different options, but for those of you expecting a bit more than just “printing” a PDF, it’s the perfect choice. The Firefox and Internet Explorer toolbar is optional but quite handy.